why karaoke is better than sex.

it's a bold statement, i know, and not one i necessarily agree with. ok i passionately disagree with the notion that karaoke is better than sex. enjoy, anyway.

10) you're always sure to find someone worse than you.
9) you don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing karaoke with you.
8) it's ok to have multiple partners.
7) its ok to sing karaoke with your sister.
6) you never have to worry about forgetting your lines.
5) it's ok to drink too much and sing karaoke.
4) no one will complain about the size of your microphone.
3) it's ok to sing karaoke in front of your neighbors.
2) you'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing karaoke.

and the number one reason is:

no one complains about a three-minute karaoke performance.