the ten commandments of karaoke.

i'm pretty sure we've broken all of these.

1) thou shalt not jeer, heckle, boo, or otherwise interrupt a singer.

2) thou shalt not swing the microphone, dance with the mike stand, or get too drunk to handle yourself.

3) thou shalt not complain about when your next turn is.

4) thou shalt not get upset when another patron sings a song you were planning to sing.

5) thou shalt not use foul language at the mike.

6) thou shalt not drink or smoke near the equipment.

7) thou shalt not sing louder than the performer or join the performer on stage unless invited.

8) thou shalt not walk in front of or block the singers view of the screen.

9) thou shalt not carry on loud conversation near the stage.

10) thou shalt applaud!