loose ends, tied.
karma is a funny thing. sometimes it can take years for something to come full circle, sometimes only a matter of seconds.
a particularly slow sunday afternoon at work provided me with the opportunity to take a walk, smoke a cig, and enjoy the beautiful breeze on this otherwise cloudy day. as i was passing binn's park on queen street, a small asian gentleman approached me. he went into the typical "my mom's in the hospital and i need bus fare to get there" fable. despite the fact that there are three hospitals within walking distance of where i was standing, not to mention that i had heard this at least a dozen times before, i decided that i was not one to judge him for spinning this tale. he may have a very good, but embarassing reason for needing the money. so i split the difference and told him i only had a dollar (i had eight) and produced it from my pocket. he left with my cold, hard cash in his hand, and i continued on my journey.
i then went around the block and was walking through the arts district near the fulton opera house. a young boy, about eight or nine, was riding his bike towards me, when my shoe stubbed the pavement and my body heaved forward slightly. as our paths crossed i heard him mutter "did you almost trip? beaaatch..." i'm not one to start shit with third graders, so i kept moving. not ten seconds later did i hear his tires scrape the pavement. i turned and noticed that he was leaning against the wall, trying to regain his balance. not able to help myself, i shouted "did you almost fall? beaaatch...." and kept walking. i heard him yell "fuck you" in an obvious attempt to rile me further, but we were even, and that's the way it should be.
i then noticed something sticking out of a sewer grate. it was a dollar.
a particularly slow sunday afternoon at work provided me with the opportunity to take a walk, smoke a cig, and enjoy the beautiful breeze on this otherwise cloudy day. as i was passing binn's park on queen street, a small asian gentleman approached me. he went into the typical "my mom's in the hospital and i need bus fare to get there" fable. despite the fact that there are three hospitals within walking distance of where i was standing, not to mention that i had heard this at least a dozen times before, i decided that i was not one to judge him for spinning this tale. he may have a very good, but embarassing reason for needing the money. so i split the difference and told him i only had a dollar (i had eight) and produced it from my pocket. he left with my cold, hard cash in his hand, and i continued on my journey.
i then went around the block and was walking through the arts district near the fulton opera house. a young boy, about eight or nine, was riding his bike towards me, when my shoe stubbed the pavement and my body heaved forward slightly. as our paths crossed i heard him mutter "did you almost trip? beaaatch..." i'm not one to start shit with third graders, so i kept moving. not ten seconds later did i hear his tires scrape the pavement. i turned and noticed that he was leaning against the wall, trying to regain his balance. not able to help myself, i shouted "did you almost fall? beaaatch...." and kept walking. i heard him yell "fuck you" in an obvious attempt to rile me further, but we were even, and that's the way it should be.
i then noticed something sticking out of a sewer grate. it was a dollar.
1 Comments:
Take solace in the fact that the little bastard probably hasnt seen his father in years, his supper tonight will be hamburger helper or mayo on white bread, and also that within the next couple years his mouth will be the reason he gets his ass whupped. Who knows, maybe he will have an article in the newspaper that needs your department's "attention". --- morbid but amusing nonetheless
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