ebola fever.
it's kind of like disco fever, but with less liza, cocaine, and anonymous sex.
oh, and lots more bleeding from the ass.
i'm going to commit blogger thievery and steal a topic from my good buddy, kmoney. he posted a hilarious rant on his love of high death-rate diseases that liquify your organs, and mentioned that there were a few states (whose color we shall not mention) in which he would really like to see an outbreak in his lifetime.
so, with kmoney's permission (except not, because i haven't actually asked him) and without further adue, here is my top ten places/people upon which/whom i would like to inflict this nasty little treat:
1) the 700 club
2) jerry falwell
3) on behalf of trouble, "ms." ann coulter
4) britney and kevin's, oakridge park, section three, lot 285c.
5) eat n' park (except i'm pretty sure it's already there).
6) cracker barrel (nuff said)
7) any place inhabited by those who would make a meal of anything's feet, pickled, and served with, of course, some sort of greens, collard or turnip.
8) toby keith's left testicle (can it be concentrated on just one body part? because that would be great.)
9) if so, also, laura bush's vagina. i don't want to make direct threats against the president (never know who's listening nowadays) but i'm sure he'll catch it when, once a month, laura spreads her legs to perform her godly wifechore and he pants like an ox in heat, pumps wildly, and then has three quick spasms followed by dry heaving and screaming for his mommy.
10) whoever first said, "hey, let's just film a bunch of really pretty, shallow, unintelligent people living together, while they all fuck each other and get mad at stupid petty shit they say when they're drunk, which is always. we'll call it the real world."
yeah, because that's how the real world actually is.
oh, and lots more bleeding from the ass.
i'm going to commit blogger thievery and steal a topic from my good buddy, kmoney. he posted a hilarious rant on his love of high death-rate diseases that liquify your organs, and mentioned that there were a few states (whose color we shall not mention) in which he would really like to see an outbreak in his lifetime.
so, with kmoney's permission (except not, because i haven't actually asked him) and without further adue, here is my top ten places/people upon which/whom i would like to inflict this nasty little treat:
1) the 700 club
2) jerry falwell
3) on behalf of trouble, "ms." ann coulter
4) britney and kevin's, oakridge park, section three, lot 285c.
5) eat n' park (except i'm pretty sure it's already there).
6) cracker barrel (nuff said)
7) any place inhabited by those who would make a meal of anything's feet, pickled, and served with, of course, some sort of greens, collard or turnip.
8) toby keith's left testicle (can it be concentrated on just one body part? because that would be great.)
9) if so, also, laura bush's vagina. i don't want to make direct threats against the president (never know who's listening nowadays) but i'm sure he'll catch it when, once a month, laura spreads her legs to perform her godly wifechore and he pants like an ox in heat, pumps wildly, and then has three quick spasms followed by dry heaving and screaming for his mommy.
10) whoever first said, "hey, let's just film a bunch of really pretty, shallow, unintelligent people living together, while they all fuck each other and get mad at stupid petty shit they say when they're drunk, which is always. we'll call it the real world."
yeah, because that's how the real world actually is.
posted by Bobulah at 9:12 AM
8 Comments:
You two and your evil minds.
I wouldn't have you any other way!
Good choices, good choices (clap, clap)
awe're pretty sick people, but that's why i love us! no limits, no boundries, no lines to be crossed. there is the occasional overstep, but that's even more entertaining. all people should be like this. it's just getting harder to find people crazier than we are to make fun of.
miss you, trouble! thought you were staying all summer! :( coming back soon?
Back this weekend!
You are among the select few who are permitted to be inspired by subject matter I attempt to form into semi-coherent rants. Clearly I need editor, so its all good.
no you need a language coach since you're talking like tarzan (me need e-di-tor)haha. lindsay and lore are coming friday. it is so on.
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atacluly Bob, I mdae taht stemaent "editor" whit itennt to porve my pinot.
What's really funny is that you could read the statement above. (Snaps fingers) Divaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you two bought new sneakers--tryouts for the Special Olympics are coming up fast!
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